What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:40
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.